| Untagged | 10 Jun 2009 |
| Happiness is a stiff feeling by agkennedy |
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My wife came home with a tube of hair gel. I have found a new trick - if I apply the hair gel onto the defiant new grey hair patches they instantly look darker. Great! OK so flipping what you say and you would of course. Anyway while applying my morning slap on the head and quick brush (I would say a maximum of 2 minutes grooming), I noticed something rather amusing on the hair gel tube. It didn't say all the normal masculine words like:
FIRM HOLD
EXTRA STIFF
POWER GEL
Not at all.... this rather beautifully non assuming tube said printed very clearly 'Happy Feeling'. Really, this hair gel gives you a happy feeling instantly. Yes it's completely and exactly the same as all the other muck I apply to my head but because it says happy feeling we can spread liberally and watch unstoppable smiles snakes their way across our lips Happiness is automatic becuase its written.
GOD TAKE ME AWAY FROM THESE MARKETING IDIOTS. DO THEY REALLY THINK WE ARE SUCH UNBELIEVABLY IDIOTIC FOOLS?
But you know what? If the hair gel did make you 'extra stiff' then who has the happy feeling? Best to buy two tubes to make sure of lifes completeness.
Which one would you buy!
