Kennedy's Blog

Angus Kennedy, Poet Laureate of the sweetie world, scours the wastelands to find the lair of the lesser-spotted Stratford crocodile.

Please note - this poem should not be read by readers of a nervous disposition

Yippee! They've let me off the hook for my monthly editorial fix! A page that is often totally disconnected from confectionery, but there I go... I knew there was a real reason why I enjoyed it so much!

Generally, I haven't got a clue what to write about until minutes before I start hitting the keys, ideas surface from my mind and I ask myself why no-one has ever written about this before? I was talking to a good friend of Kennedy's Publications about the costs of Interpack - who isn't moaning about this two months before the show? Big deal. No, wait - he had an interesting point.

In today's blog Angus Kennedy has decided to say nothing about anything. Read on to find out why!

I have a confession to make. You see, my growing number of much loved readers, the fact is that I am finding it increasingly difficult each month to write about mundane subjects, like the chocolate eating competitions in America that I was going to cover. I just end up thinking 'Well now, what extreme ignorance'. Or how the Olympic smog will suffocate the gasping athletes in Beijing - 'they decided to hold the games there so what did they expect?

Angus Kennedy got very excited this month when he went for a psychic reading and was told about the great things he would achieve.

Something very odd happened to me over the weekend. Well, it may appear odd to others but actually it seemed quite natural to me, which I was very pleasantly surprised about.